"Terrible menstrual cramps" Pretty unrefutable.
"An embarassing case of diarrhea" They're not gonna investigate that one.
"Ate some bad Chinese food lastnight, been puking all morning" Classic.
Those are a few of my favorites. What are yours?
More info on bush in Canandaigua today (3/14/06):
-Activists meeting at 10:30 AM @ Bella Larga, 158 Lakeshore Dr. he's gonna be speaking in Ithaca around 9 AM, I have a premonition he'll be rolling into our neck of the woods in the 11 AM area. He'll be at both Canandaigua Academy and at the VA hospital this morning/afternoon.
-Organized demonstration located at where Routes 5 & 20 and Route 333 meet at 4:30 PM
See you there!
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Agreed, on the whole it's much harder to fake a head cold than a digestive issue.
Good luck out there!
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